Oh man. Oh man. The BEST NEWS EVER today. This morning, Harvard
researchers made a breakthrough in weight-loss research: they've
confirmed that ingestion of a specific daily quota hot fudge triples your metabolism!
The results of the study, released exclusively to Glamour,
indicate that if a minimum of a quarter-cup of hot fudge is included in
a balanced diet daily, the body will begin to metabolize food at a
minimum of three-times faster than its current rate! The best part? The
body responds within 10 days!
One caveat: Make sure the fudge gets heated to at least 78.6 degrees F to take advantage of its full benefits.
To celebrate the news, we've come up with a few ideas for indulging:
The Hot Fudge Shot (but remember, you'll need to take a few to hit your daily minimum!):
The Hot Fudge Plate-Liner (put a base-layer of hot fudge under all meals so you don't forget to meet your requirement):
Hot Fudge Soup:
And, of course, the classic Hot Fudge Sunday!
With a tripled metabolism, you don't even have to worry about the ice cream calories. It's brilliant! Thanks so much, Harvard--this is the best news ever!
And we really hate to do this, but HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!
One caveat: Make sure the fudge gets heated to at least 78.6 degrees F to take advantage of its full benefits.
To celebrate the news, we've come up with a few ideas for indulging:
The Hot Fudge Plate-Liner (put a base-layer of hot fudge under all meals so you don't forget to meet your requirement):
Hot Fudge Soup:
And, of course, the classic Hot Fudge Sunday!
With a tripled metabolism, you don't even have to worry about the ice cream calories. It's brilliant! Thanks so much, Harvard--this is the best news ever!
And we really hate to do this, but HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!
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